4:31am | n0y0uS | joined the chat room. |
4:31am | n0y0uS | hey |
4:32am | n0y0uS | u guys are smart right |
4:32am | n0y0uS | ? |
4:32am | Rawb | Yes. |
4:32am | n0y0uS | quick to answer |
4:32am | n0y0uS | :L |
4:32am | n0y0uS | hahahahaha |
4:33am | n0y0uS | well wat can u tell me about life then |
4:33am | n0y0uS | ? |
4:33am | n0y0uS | wats the meaning of life? |
4:33am | Rawb | Well, I can tell you everything you want to know. |
4:33am | Rawb | Just not for free. |
4:33am | Rawb | Scientology is all about getting paid. |
4:33am | n0y0uS | :L |
4:33am | Rawb | You think these spinnarz are free? |
4:33am | n0y0uS | as i thought |
4:33am | Rawb | Bitches love spinnarz. |
4:33am | n0y0uS | people must be gullible |
4:34am | n0y0uS | if they believe in this |
4:34am | n0y0uS | :L |
4:34am | Rawb | Yes, but we do God's work, and separate fools from their money. |
4:34am | n0y0uS | since its all about cash |
4:34am | n0y0uS | :L |
4:34am | n0y0uS | so now u believe in a god? |
4:34am | Rawb | Why else would we do his will? |
4:34am | n0y0uS | because ur greedy? |
4:35am | Rawb | Oh, I'm not doing this because I like it. |
4:35am | Rawb | I'm doing this because it is God's true commandment: Separate fools from their money. |
4:35am | n0y0uS | greed has nothing to do with want |
4:36am | n0y0uS | wow does anyone talk |
4:36am | Rawb | Why do you think there are so many Psychics? Fools will try to part with their money any way they can. |
4:36am | n0y0uS | or wat do scientologists do |
4:36am | n0y0uS | like nothing? |
4:36am | n0y0uS | anyone will part with there money if u make it catchy |
4:36am | n0y0uS | theres alot of idiots |
4:36am | n0y0uS | in this world |
4:36am | Rawb | Precisely. If you aren't separating them from their money, someone else will. |
4:37am | n0y0uS | so ur saying its right to con people |
4:37am | n0y0uS | and rip there money out of them |
4:37am | Rawb | It's not only right, it's God's will. |
4:37am | n0y0uS | using force if neccessary? |
4:38am | n0y0uS | so if i rob one of ur buildings |
4:38am | n0y0uS | im doing gods work? |
4:38am | Rawb | Were we only fools, that would be true. |
4:38am | Rawb | But, my son, we are somebody. |
4:38am | n0y0uS | thers alot of somebodies |
4:38am | n0y0uS | ur on the internet |
4:38am | Rawb | Because you have to be somebody, or you are somebodies fool. |
4:39am | Rawb | Our wise prophet told us that. |
4:39am | Rawb | All hail the T. |
4:39am | n0y0uS | wat happens |
4:39am | n0y0uS | wen u reach the highest level |
4:39am | n0y0uS | wat do they tell u for ur 100 grand |
4:40am | n0y0uS | like the meaning of life is 2 |
4:40am | n0y0uS | or some shit? |
4:40am | Rawb | It's like Pac Man, the end level is sort of half there, the rest is filled with garbage and you can't get past it. |
4:41am | n0y0uS | ah |
4:41am | n0y0uS | so u admit its all a lie |
4:41am | n0y0uS | and only a idiot would buy into corruptiom |
4:41am | n0y0uS | corruption* |
4:41am | Rawb | The truth lies in the garbage. |
4:41am | n0y0uS | ur* |
4:41am | n0y0uS | the truth is the garbage |
4:41am | Rawb | You are learning far too much without paying. |
4:42am | n0y0uS | :L |
4:42am | Rawb | I believe the command you are looking for is :wq |
4:42am | n0y0uS | so u mean i just learnt all of this religion |
4:42am | n0y0uS | for free |
4:42am | n0y0uS | in 10 minutes |
4:42am | n0y0uS | and other people pay hundreds of thousands and years of work |
4:42am | Rawb | Oh, no. |
4:42am | Rawb | There is lots more. |
4:43am | n0y0uS | im sure ud tell me that |
4:43am | n0y0uS | so i would pay u |
4:43am | Rawb | Most of it has leaked on to the internet. |
4:43am | n0y0uS | to learn nothing |
4:43am | n0y0uS | since i heard it all |
4:43am | Rawb | You ever read Twilight? |
4:43am | Rawb | Because that's really some high level Scientology documents, they just replaced thetans with vampires and it's an instant best seller. |
4:44am | Rawb | But we've had that story for years. |
4:44am | Rawb | And tons of better ones. |
4:44am | n0y0uS | The last level currently available online teaches that L. Ron has abandoned his body and become some sort of physical manifestation, that Lucifer is in fact the ultimate bringer of truth and Jesus was a pedophile and otherwise mean man and that aliens are meddling with our DNA in an effort to restrict us to only seeing the physical plane. |
4:44am | Rawb | Like Encino man. But replace the caveman with Theatans. |
4:44am | Rawb | Yeah, I'm not that advanced yet, but if that was true we would be suing you right now. |
4:44am | n0y0uS | :L |
4:44am | n0y0uS | its on wikipedia |
4:44am | n0y0uS | m8 |
4:44am | n0y0uS | :L |
4:45am | Rawb | Pickles in misinformation. |
4:45am | n0y0uS | freedom of information u couldnt sue me |
4:45am | n0y0uS | even if u wanted to |
4:45am | n0y0uS | its on the internet |
4:45am | Rawb | And who runs The Internet? |
4:45am | Rawb | I will tell you who: |
4:45am | Rawb | The RAND Corporation. |
4:46am | n0y0uS | currently the people run the internet |
4:46am | n0y0uS | not for long though |
4:47am | Rawb | Tell me more about not for long though. |
4:47am | n0y0uS | well everyone knows about ur corruption |
4:47am | n0y0uS | and the way they try control people |
4:47am | n0y0uS | with there lawyers |
4:48am | Rawb | Where are the lawyers? |
4:48am | n0y0uS | in there offices |
4:48am | n0y0uS | waiting |
4:48am | n0y0uS | for the call |
4:48am | n0y0uS | from ur glorious leader |
4:48am | n0y0uS | to destroy anything in its way |
4:48am | Rawb | You were talking about control people before, do you want to control people? |
4:48am | n0y0uS | ? |
4:49am | n0y0uS | anyone can control people |
4:49am | Rawb | Are you anyone? |
4:49am | n0y0uS | i dont see the relevance |
4:49am | n0y0uS | ? |
4:50am | Rawb | For help, type !help |
4:50am | n0y0uS | i dont need help |
4:50am | n0y0uS | sorry |
4:50am | n0y0uS | m8 |
4:51am | n0y0uS | left the chat room. (Quit: Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together? A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home.) |